When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always watch
C-SPAN
I just je t'aime when those divine congress members kick it up a notch
C-SPAN
Just watch the House in session and like me you'll be a junkie
Lion's den of congressmen and all of them are hunky
It's hard to choose
The Senate had studs a-plenty
Like that cute Chucky Schumer
He's muy caliente
On C-SPAN
Who is the hotter man?
C-SPAN
Trent Lott or Lieberman?
C-SPAN
Everyone's waiting for you
Gavel to gavel, inhibitions unravel, why put up a fight?
C-SPAN
I really lust for Robert Byrd's filibusters, he can go all night!
C-SPAN
And though their stocky clothes can make them all look kind of weenie
Picture Arlen Specter in a sexy string bikini
Save some for me!
And guys if you like 'em husky
Picture peek-a-boo tank tops on Barbara Mikulski
On C-SPAN
And do I dare confess?
C-SPAN
Dick Lugar in leather
Yes!
C-SPAN
Better than watching The View
C-SPAN
I just je t'aime when those divine congress members kick it up a notch
C-SPAN
Just watch the House in session and like me you'll be a junkie
Lion's den of congressmen and all of them are hunky
It's hard to choose
The Senate had studs a-plenty
Like that cute Chucky Schumer
He's muy caliente
On C-SPAN
Who is the hotter man?
C-SPAN
Trent Lott or Lieberman?
C-SPAN
Everyone's waiting for you
Gavel to gavel, inhibitions unravel, why put up a fight?
C-SPAN
I really lust for Robert Byrd's filibusters, he can go all night!
C-SPAN
And though their stocky clothes can make them all look kind of weenie
Picture Arlen Specter in a sexy string bikini
Save some for me!
And guys if you like 'em husky
Picture peek-a-boo tank tops on Barbara Mikulski
On C-SPAN
And do I dare confess?
C-SPAN
Dick Lugar in leather
Yes!
C-SPAN
Better than watching The View