Weird Al Yankovic

^Dm Uh huh ^F
C extra cheese
^Dm Uh huh ^F
C save a peice for me
Verse:
^F pizza, party at your house
^Dm i went, just to check it out
^Bb nineteen extra larges, ^C what a shame knowone came
^F just us eating all alown
^Dm you said take the pizza home
^Bb no sence letting all this ^C go to to waste so then i faced
PRECHORUS
^Bb pizza all day, and every day
^Dm cheese round the clock, its getting me blocked
^Bb and i sure dont care, for irregularities
C (let it ring)
tell me
CHORUS:
^Dm Why'd you have to and make me ^Bb so constipated ^F
C couse right now id do
^Dm anything at all to get my bo ^Bb wles evacuated ^F
C in the bathroom
^Dm and i sit, and i wait, ^Bb and i strain
and i swe ^F at, and i clench and i fee ^C l the pain oh,
Gm Bb (let it ring)
should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated
No no no
Verse 2:
^F i was, feeling pretty down
^Dm till my, girlfriend came around
^Bb were just, so alike in every w ^C ay, ive gotta say
^F in fact, i just thought i might
^Dm pop the, question there that night
^Bb i was, kissing her so tenderl ^C y, but woe is me
PRECHORUS
^Bb who would have guest, her family crest
^Dm i suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh
^Bb and sun of a gun, its just like the one on me
C (let it ring)
tell me
CHORUS:
^Dm how was i supposed to know tha ^Bb t we were both re ^F lated
^C belive me if i
^Dm new she was my cousin we nev ^Bb er would have dated ^F
C what to do now
^Dm should i go ahead and ^Bb propose
and get h ^F itched, and have kids with ^C eleven toes
Gm Bb (let it ring)
and move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tollerated
No no no
^F No no (no no)
^Dm No no (no no)
^Bb No No (no no)
^C No...
Verse3:
^F i had, so much on my mind
^Dm i thought, maybe id unwind
^Bb try out that new roller ^C coaster ride, and the guide
PRECHORUS
^Bb said not to stand, but thats a demand
^Dm that i couldnt meet, i got on my feet
^Bb and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see
C (let it ring)
tell me
CHORUS:
^Dm why'd i have to go and get mys ^Bb elf decapitated ^F
C this really is a
^Dm major inconvenience oh man i ^Bb really hate it ^F
C such a drag now
^Dm i cant eat, i cant bre ^Bb ath, i cant snore
i cant be ^F lch or yodell any more, ca ^C nt
Gm Bb (let it ring)
spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated
oh no
^Dm why'd i have to go and myself ^Bb all mutilated ^F
C i gotta tell you
^Dm life without a head kinda ma ^Bb kes me irritated ^F
C what a bummer
^Dm i cant blink, i cant c ^Bb ough, i cant sneeze
but my ne ^F ck is enjoyng a pleasant b ^C reeze now
Gm Bb (let it ring)
ive never been the same since my head and me were seperated
No no no