Assfactor 4

C.A.N.D.Y.

candy first word i learned to spell when you would sneak me sweets 10 minutes before lunch.
hey man i never told you how much i love you
if i live to be half the man you are, wink at me from a star,
cuz i will have lived you gave me my first shotgun and clapped
as i shot it and every new year's eve a gross of bottle rockets
hey old man the thought of some motherfucker disrespecting you makes me wanna kick some ass:
something i'd only do for you.