Attack Slug

my back hurts, like it was hit by tractors
that’s a fact sir, no reason to act worse
than is it feasible to lean up on that nurse
i betcha i’m as lecherous as pedophile pastors
i past her, read my files faster than X
i’m next, but i’m guessing it’s disaster
please be patient, yes we need to see Jason
but greed is the basis of our vast operation
so if you enter stasis take your place and just wait son
the medications that you need should be here day one
two three four five, twenty seven
so could you be more chipper when we take only eleven
days to acknowledge you exist
and if this persists, we promise never to assist
you in any way shape or form we will resist
you i’m gonna tell you now that knowledge is a fist
and i’m aiming smackdowns right across the frontal lobe
so do you get the gist or do you need a list yo
man, this is straight up criminal
it’s integral for my relief
and i believe they’d rather i be limping though
so i gotta skimp, eggs and ham are gone
guess i’ll just scrimp and save while i plan one
lawsuit, i still stress, cause life’s a messy
room full of clothes that i stand on (damn son)
not only jaded, but disaffected
to see me top rated is misdirection
for what i’ve created and to make a connection
but i’m still elated to see any affection
for now i’m sedated lost all my objections
i’m so medicated i’ll have no recollection