Barenaked Ladies

**These are all basically the same riff and it's ok to play each one the same way. I just like a little variety.**
This is the little part at the end of verses 1, 3, and 5.
Riff 1:

This is the little part at the end of verses 2, 4, and 6. (Hey, we're being specific, right???)
Riff 2:

Here's the main riff for the choruses.
Riff 3:

This is the riff for the last part of choruses 2 and 3.
Riff 4:

INTRO:
G Cadd9 x 4
VERSE 1:
Well let me tell you if you're feeling alone,
Instead of whining and moaning,
Just get on the phone, tell her you're coming home
Riff 1
If you need her, you should be there
VERSE 2:
And if you scream in your sleep, or collapse in a heap
And spontaneously weep then you know you're in deep
Riff 2
If you need her, you should be there
Go Home.
CHORUS 1:
Riff 3
There's nothing better than affairs of the heart
To make you feel so good then tear you appart
Riff 3 G Cadd9 G Cadd9
Make up your mind and stick it out or start again.
VERSE 3:
You can't imagine what an effort it takes
When you make a mistake
And you know in the wake that a heart's gonna break
Riff 1
If you need her, you should be there
VERSE 4:
If you're flummoxed and flushed
And your heartbeat is rushed
Then get out of the slush, tell your dog team to mush
Riff 2
If you need her, you should be there,
Go Home.
CHORUS 2:
Riff 3
If you think of her as Joan of Arc
She's burning for you, get your car out of park
Riff 3
If you think of her as Catherine the Great
Then you should be the horse to help her meet her fate
Riff 4
If you need her, you should be there,
Go Home.
BRIDGE:
You can't believe it, but it's true
She's given everything to you
Now take a moment to be sure
Before you give it all to her.
VERSE 5:
Well now you're thinking that it's over at last,
All your woes in the past
But you've got to be fast; put your foot on the gas
Riff 1
If you need her, you should be there
VERSE 6:
So now you're out from under the gun,
And it's over and done
I won't spoil all the fun but if you ever wonder
Riff 2
She'll be there if you need her
Go Home.
CHORUS 3:
Riff 3
If you're lucky to be one of the few
To find somebody who can tolerate you
Riff 3
Then I shouldn't have to tell you again
Just pack your bags and get yourself on a plane
Riff 4
If you need her, you should be there,
Go Home........C'mon man,
Riff 2
If you need her, you should be there,
Go Hoooooooome... Fuck yeah!