Brad Paisley

^F I can make anybod ^C y pretty, I can make you belie ^F ve any lie
^Dm I can ^G make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size
^C I've been known to cause a few breakups, I've ^F been known to cause a
few births
^G I can make you new friends or get you fired from work
Chorus 1:
^C And since the day I left Milw ^F aukee, Lynchburg, Bordeaux France
^C I've bee ^Dm n making the bars lots of big money ^G and helping white people
dance
^F I got you in trouble in ^C High School, but college now tha ^F t was a ball
^F You had som ^C e of the best time ^G s you'll never remember with me
Alcoho ^C l! A ^F lcohol ^C ! ^F
Verse:
^C I got blamed at your wedding recepti ^F on for your best friends
embarrassing speech
And als ^Am o for th ^G ose nak ^F ed pictures of you at the ^C beach ^{Dm G
C} I've influenced kings and world lead ^F ers I helped Hemmingway write like
he did
^C And I'll bet ^Dm you a drink or two that I can make you ^G put that lamp
shade on your head
Chorus 2:
^F Cause since the ^C day I left Milwaukee, Lynchbu ^F rg, Bordeaux France
^G I've been making a fool out of folks just like you and helping white
people dance
I am medi ^F cine and I am poison I can help you up or make you fall
^F You had som ^C e of the best time ^G s you'll never remember with me
Alcoho ^C l! ^F
Repeat Chorus 1 and fade repeating Alcohol! ^{C F}