Someday I'm gonna be famous do I have talent, well no
These days you don't really need it thanks to reality shows
Can't wait to date a super model can't wait to sue my dad
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab
(Chorus)
Cause when youâre a celebrity
Its adios reality
You can act just like a fool
People think youâre cool just cause your on TV
I can throw a major fit
When my latte isnât just how I like it
They say I've gone insane I'll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that go with being a celebrity
I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way
And I'll get community service don't matter which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids they'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up
Cause when youâre a celebrity
Its adios reality
No matter what you do
People think your cool just cause your on TV
I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that barley last a month
When they go down the drain I'll blame it on the fame
And say its just so tuff being a celebrity
(Bridge)
So letâs hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of the fun in the sun
We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
Hey hey Hollywood here we come
(Solo)
(Chorus) to "TV"
Being a celebrity
Yea celebrity
These days you don't really need it thanks to reality shows
Can't wait to date a super model can't wait to sue my dad
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab
(Chorus)
Cause when youâre a celebrity
Its adios reality
You can act just like a fool
People think youâre cool just cause your on TV
I can throw a major fit
When my latte isnât just how I like it
They say I've gone insane I'll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that go with being a celebrity
I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way
And I'll get community service don't matter which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids they'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up
Cause when youâre a celebrity
Its adios reality
No matter what you do
People think your cool just cause your on TV
I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that barley last a month
When they go down the drain I'll blame it on the fame
And say its just so tuff being a celebrity
(Bridge)
So letâs hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of the fun in the sun
We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
Hey hey Hollywood here we come
(Solo)
(Chorus) to "TV"
Being a celebrity
Yea celebrity