May I have your attention please? (2x)
Will the real slim shady please shut up?
I repeat: will the real slim shady please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here.
Ya'll act like u never heard a WHITE person before,
his rhymes are a bore,
punk kid trying to be hard core.(Yo what's up?)
But Marshall Mathers is back worse than before,
making us snore,
whining in the microphone!(baby crying)
Its the return of the-Oh wait!
No wait...
You're a fool!
You didn't pay money for this CD did u?
And Dr. Dre did (dre laughing)
Everything u idiot!
Without Dre's defense u'r as good as dead!
The world's had enough of Eminem!
Chicky Chicky,even his girlfriend's cheating on him.
Look at him, walking around, livin off Dre,
acting so cool, but he's really kinda weak though.
Little twit blast me on his new CD?
Whyyy? 'cuz I turned him down for a date, hehe!
As for the question of who came first?
Was it Carson Daley or was it Fred Durst?
I'm sorry Slim but this is gunna hurt,
they both came closer than you ever will, jerk!
Your song is on my nerves (x2)
You're kinda lucky cuz you got more fame than you deserve.
That is the message I deliver to little kids
You can become famous and never know what talent is.
Of course they're gonna like you, of course they do!
Your like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on Silver Spoons!
You aint nothing but a product
Packaged to be bought-up!
You know a year from now, you won't be thought of!
So you write about dead animals and cannibals,
And someday you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals.(dog woof)
And there's a million women just like me,
Who think like me,
and all can see,
that Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty!
So if you agree, scream louder than me!
Your Slim Shady,
yes your the real Shady,
you sound like Peter Brady,
you get quite irritating!
So won't the real slim shady please shut up,
please shut up, please shut up?(2x)
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Tedious and uninspired being the LEAST of this... thing's... problems | Reviewer: Anon | 1/2/12
If you're gonna do a parody, it actually better be something listenable, yo. This just sounds like some butthurt asstard's attempt at writing why they don't like the original song. A total waste of space. Wanna see how parodies done right look like? No need to search hard, just look at Weird Al. Hate him, like him, whatever, he's still around doing the same schtick after all these years, obviously he's doing something right.
This has fail all over it.
Lame | Reviewer: Anon | 1/2/12
You know, parodies can be fun. But this? This is just lame. It's like a grade school kid's attempt at a rebuttal. It's got whiny butthurt plastered all over it. "He said this, oh yeah?? so i'll say that!". Wtf. Chill the fuck out bitch, and leave the lyrics to people with actual talent. Ellis who, lol? She doesn't even have a wiki entry after all these years, LMFAO!!!!
NOT CHRISTINA! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 6/4/08
The female version of Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up was recorded by Emily Ellis for KLUC 98.5FM, Las Vegas, NV. The intent was to make people think it was Christina Aguilera singing, and apparently it worked
ummmm | Reviewer: Anonymous | 1/10/08
People being a bit serious here, i've never heard this before! You shouldn't judge people that you don't even know - calling her a dirty whore is a bit harsh dont you think! she probs didnt even sing/write it!! if she did write it its kindov out of order scince shes sold over 25 million albums and Eminem has sold over 70 million
ummmm | Reviewer: Anonymous | 1/10/08
People being a bit serious here, i've never heard this before! You shouldn't judge people that you don't even know - calling her a dirty whore is a bit harsh dont you think! she probs didnt even sing/write it!!
Hmmmmm.... | Reviewer: tara | 12/27/07
WOW. I cannot believe the amount of people who think Christina Aguilera would actually make a song like that. That is hilarious! Come on guys....do you really think she would sig that? I doubt she would stoop to Eminems level. and that nick guy should def. take a chill pill. There's no need to get nasty and call her a whore. There's no proof she did that song in the first place.
Now that's a comeback | Reviewer: Kelly | 12/3/07
Love this parody. If only everyone were so clever we wouldn't have such trival drama in the first place. Weird al's version is still my favorite, but rock on, Christina!
Duh people | Reviewer: Dr. five | 11/14/07
Uhhh, Christina never did this song. Read about on Wikipedia. You people are stupid for thinking she would do it. It was sung by some girl named Emily
i hate this song | Reviewer: nick | 5/2/07
what a stupid version. Eminem is right, you are a dirty person who probably sleeps around. So before you judge him and make fun of his rhymes..you should get your facts straight, you dirty whore.
:P | Reviewer: beth | 4/28/07
I really respect Christina Agulaira for this songl especially because it was all true!! I've only heard Weird Al's version though, I'm going to buy her version now!
why | Reviewer: nikyta | 7/14/05
i know you didnt like slims song about u but u are still talented 2 me
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Will the real slim shady please shut up?
I repeat: will the real slim shady please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here.
Ya'll act like u never heard a WHITE person before,
his rhymes are a bore,
punk kid trying to be hard core.(Yo what's up?)
But Marshall Mathers is back worse than before,
making us snore,
whining in the microphone!(baby crying)
Its the return of the-Oh wait!
No wait...
You're a fool!
You didn't pay money for this CD did u?
And Dr. Dre did (dre laughing)
Everything u idiot!
Without Dre's defense u'r as good as dead!
The world's had enough of Eminem!
Chicky Chicky,even his girlfriend's cheating on him.
Look at him, walking around, livin off Dre,
acting so cool, but he's really kinda weak though.
Little twit blast me on his new CD?
Whyyy? 'cuz I turned him down for a date, hehe!
As for the question of who came first?
Was it Carson Daley or was it Fred Durst?
I'm sorry Slim but this is gunna hurt,
they both came closer than you ever will, jerk!
Your song is on my nerves (x2)
You're kinda lucky cuz you got more fame than you deserve.
That is the message I deliver to little kids
You can become famous and never know what talent is.
Of course they're gonna like you, of course they do!
Your like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on Silver Spoons!
You aint nothing but a product
Packaged to be bought-up!
You know a year from now, you won't be thought of!
So you write about dead animals and cannibals,
And someday you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals.(dog woof)
And there's a million women just like me,
Who think like me,
and all can see,
that Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty!
So if you agree, scream louder than me!
Your Slim Shady,
yes your the real Shady,
you sound like Peter Brady,
you get quite irritating!
So won't the real slim shady please shut up,
please shut up, please shut up?(2x)
Please Click here to submit the Corrections of Will the real Slim Shady please shut up Lyrics
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Tedious and uninspired being the LEAST of this... thing's... problems | Reviewer: Anon | 1/2/12
If you're gonna do a parody, it actually better be something listenable, yo. This just sounds like some butthurt asstard's attempt at writing why they don't like the original song. A total waste of space. Wanna see how parodies done right look like? No need to search hard, just look at Weird Al. Hate him, like him, whatever, he's still around doing the same schtick after all these years, obviously he's doing something right.
This has fail all over it.
Lame | Reviewer: Anon | 1/2/12
You know, parodies can be fun. But this? This is just lame. It's like a grade school kid's attempt at a rebuttal. It's got whiny butthurt plastered all over it. "He said this, oh yeah?? so i'll say that!". Wtf. Chill the fuck out bitch, and leave the lyrics to people with actual talent. Ellis who, lol? She doesn't even have a wiki entry after all these years, LMFAO!!!!
NOT CHRISTINA! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 6/4/08
The female version of Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up was recorded by Emily Ellis for KLUC 98.5FM, Las Vegas, NV. The intent was to make people think it was Christina Aguilera singing, and apparently it worked
ummmm | Reviewer: Anonymous | 1/10/08
People being a bit serious here, i've never heard this before! You shouldn't judge people that you don't even know - calling her a dirty whore is a bit harsh dont you think! she probs didnt even sing/write it!! if she did write it its kindov out of order scince shes sold over 25 million albums and Eminem has sold over 70 million
ummmm | Reviewer: Anonymous | 1/10/08
People being a bit serious here, i've never heard this before! You shouldn't judge people that you don't even know - calling her a dirty whore is a bit harsh dont you think! she probs didnt even sing/write it!!
Hmmmmm.... | Reviewer: tara | 12/27/07
WOW. I cannot believe the amount of people who think Christina Aguilera would actually make a song like that. That is hilarious! Come on guys....do you really think she would sig that? I doubt she would stoop to Eminems level. and that nick guy should def. take a chill pill. There's no need to get nasty and call her a whore. There's no proof she did that song in the first place.
Now that's a comeback | Reviewer: Kelly | 12/3/07
Love this parody. If only everyone were so clever we wouldn't have such trival drama in the first place. Weird al's version is still my favorite, but rock on, Christina!
Duh people | Reviewer: Dr. five | 11/14/07
Uhhh, Christina never did this song. Read about on Wikipedia. You people are stupid for thinking she would do it. It was sung by some girl named Emily
i hate this song | Reviewer: nick | 5/2/07
what a stupid version. Eminem is right, you are a dirty person who probably sleeps around. So before you judge him and make fun of his rhymes..you should get your facts straight, you dirty whore.
:P | Reviewer: beth | 4/28/07
I really respect Christina Agulaira for this songl especially because it was all true!! I've only heard Weird Al's version though, I'm going to buy her version now!
why | Reviewer: nikyta | 7/14/05
i know you didnt like slims song about u but u are still talented 2 me
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