F#m THEY DON'T DO NO G E OOD
THEY NEVE E R BE D WORKIN
D WHEN THEY O F#m UGHTA E SHOULD
E THEY WASTE YOUR C#m TIME
D THERE WASTIN M Bm INE
G#m CALIFORNIA GOT THE MOST OF THEM
F#m BOY THEY GOT A HOST OF THEM
(CHORUS)
E SWEAR TO GOD THE A Y GET THE MOS B T
AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST
SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST
AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST
THEY GOT THE FLAKES
FLAKES! FLAKES!
F#m THEY CAN'T FIX YER E BRAKES
E YOU ASK THEM "WHERE'S MY D MOTOR?"
D WELL IT WAS F#m EATEN S E NAKES
E YOU CAN STAB AN SHOOT AN C#m SPIT
D BUT THEY WONT BE FIXIN Bm IT
G#m THERE LYIN AND LAZY
F#m THEY CAN BE DRIVIN YOU CRAZY
(CHORUS)
TAKE IT AWAY BOB!!!
D I ASKED AS NICE AS Em I COULD
IF MY JOB D WOULD
G SOMEHOW BE A FINISHED BY B FRIDAY
D WELL THE WHOLE DAMN W Em EEKEND
Em CAME AND WENT FRANKIE
D AN THEY DIDN'T DO NOTHING
G BUT THEY CHARGED ME A DOUBLE FOR B SUNDAY
D YOU KNOW NO MATTER WHAT Em YOU DO
D THEY GONNA CHEAT AN ROB YOU
G THEN THEY'LL SEND YOU A A BILL
A THAT'LL GET YOU SENSES B REELING
D AND IF YOU DO NOT PAY Em
THEY GOT CO D MPUTER COLLECTORS
T G HAT'LL GET YOU SO CR A AZY
TIL YOU B HEAD'LL GO THROUGH THE CEILING
YES IT WILL
E A B, E A B...ETC
E Eaug3rd E
I'M A MORON AN THIS IS MY WIFE
SHE FROSTING A CAKE WITH A PAPER KNIFE
ALL WHAT WE GOT HERE'S AMERICAN MAKE
IT'S A LITTLE BIT CHEESEY
BUT ITS NICELY DISPLAYED
WELL WE DON'T GET EXCITED WHEN IT
CRUMBLES AND BREAKS
WE JUST GET ON THE PHONE AND CALL SOME FLAKES
THEY RUSH ON OVER AND BREAK IT SOME MORE
AND WE ARE SO DUMB THERE LINING UP AT OUR DOOR
E WELL THE TOILET WENT CRAZY
YEST A ERDAY AFTERNO B ON
E THE PLUMBER HE SAYS NEVER A FLUSH A TAMP B OON
E THIS GREAT INFO COST ME HALF A A WEEKS P B AY
AND THE E TOILET BLEW UP
LATER A ON THE NEXT B DAY
BLEW UP THE NEXT DAY
E D E D E D ETC..
WE ARE MILLION AN MILLIONS
WERE COMING TO GET YOU
WERE PROTECTED BY UNIONS
SO DON'T LET IT UPSET YOU
CANT ESCAPE THE CONCLUSION
ITS PROBABLY GOD'S WILL
THAT CIVILIZATION
WILL GRIND TO A STANDSTILL
AND WE ARE THE PEOPLE
WHO WILL MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN
WHILE YER CHILDREN IS SLEEPIN
YER PUPPY IS CRAPPIN
YOU MIGHT CALL US FLAKES
OR SOMETHING ELSE YOU MIGHT COIN US
BUT WE KNOW YOU'RE SO GREEDY
THAT YOU'LL PROBABLY JOIN US
WERE COMING TO GET YOU, WERE
COMING TO GET YOU
If you know this song it should come easy!
Eaug3rd 022200
You might want to check some of the chord sequences!!
Submited by
Will Kaemmerling
merck@svpal.org
Frank Zappa
