If I was i G n the fridge, would you C open the door?
If I was t G he grass, would you mow D the lawn?
If I was y G our body, would you sti C ll wear clothes?
If I was a G booger, would you blow D your nose?
Where woul C d you keep it? Would yo D u eat it?
I'm just t C rying to give m D yself a re Em ason
C For D being G around.
If I was a G front porch swing, wou C ld you let me hang?
If I was a G dance floor, would you D shake your thang?
If I was a G bad cheque, would you C let me bounce
Up and dow G n inside your bank acco D unt?
Would you C trust me not to break y D ou?
I'm just t C rying really ha D rd to make Em you
C Notice me be D ing ar G ound
(A few funny things on the G here)
If I was a G haircut, would you wea C r a hat?
If I was a G maid, could I clean yo D ur flat?
If I was t G he carpet, would you wi C pe your feet
In time to G save me from mud off t D he street?
If you lik C e me, if you love me, D
Would you C get down on you D r knees an Em d scrub me??
C I'm a little grubby fr D om just being ar G ound.
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