If I was in the fridge, would you open the door?
If I was the grass, would you mow the lawn?
If I was your body, would you still wear clothes?
If I was a booger, would you blow your nose?
Where would you keep it? Would you eat it?
I'm just trying to give myself a reason
For being around.
If I was a front porch swing, would you let me hang?
If I was a dance floor, would you shake your thang?
If I was a bad cheque, would you let me bounce
Up and down inside your bank account?
Would you trust me not to break you?
I'm just trying really hard to make you
Notice me being around
(A few funny things on the G here)
If I was a haircut, would you wear a hat?
If I was a maid, could I clean your flat?
If I was the carpet, would you wipe your feet
In time to save me from mud off the street?
If you like me, if you love me,
Would you get down on your knees and scrub me??
I'm a little grubby from just being around.
If I was the grass, would you mow the lawn?
If I was your body, would you still wear clothes?
If I was a booger, would you blow your nose?
Where would you keep it? Would you eat it?
I'm just trying to give myself a reason
For being around.
If I was a front porch swing, would you let me hang?
If I was a dance floor, would you shake your thang?
If I was a bad cheque, would you let me bounce
Up and down inside your bank account?
Would you trust me not to break you?
I'm just trying really hard to make you
Notice me being around
(A few funny things on the G here)
If I was a haircut, would you wear a hat?
If I was a maid, could I clean your flat?
If I was the carpet, would you wipe your feet
In time to save me from mud off the street?
If you like me, if you love me,
Would you get down on your knees and scrub me??
I'm a little grubby from just being around.