I LEFT DOWN TWO YEARS AGO - AND MOVED ON UP TO IDAHO
SWORE THAT I'D BE BACK AGAIN - PICK UP WHERE I LEFT OFF OH MAN
LEFT BEHIND SOME LOVELY LADIES - GROWN UP SEXY TEXAS BABIES
I GOT BACK IN TOWN TONIGHT - ANTICIPATIN MUCH DELIGHT
I PULLED OUT MY BLACK BOOK - AND CALLED UP MY OLD LOVERS
I GOT FIVE NEWLYWEDS AND TWO EXPECTANT MOTHERS
ALL MY OLD FLAMES HAVE NEW NAMES
WELL THERE'S A LOT OF GIRLS IN TOWN
WHO TIED THE KNOT AND SETTLED DOWN
I THOUGHT I'D START A FIRE - WITH SOME OF MY OLD FLAMES
BUT THEY'VE ALL GOT NEW NAMES
MY SEXY LITTLE DIRT ROW SPORT - IS NOW CALLED MRS. DAVENPORT
MY PRETTY LITTLE BLACK-EYED SUZIE'S NOW MISS SUSAN VANDERHUZY
ROSIE WHO COULD BLOW MY MIND'S SISTER ROSE ON CHANNEL NINE
THE WILDEST LOVER OF MY LIFE IS NOW A FEDERAL JUDGE'S WIFE
WELL THEY DON'T WANT TO RECOGNIZE - THIS OLD FAMILIAR FACE
I'M JUST A BAD REMINDER - OF THEIR WILD AND WOOLY DAYS
SWORE THAT I'D BE BACK AGAIN - PICK UP WHERE I LEFT OFF OH MAN
LEFT BEHIND SOME LOVELY LADIES - GROWN UP SEXY TEXAS BABIES
I GOT BACK IN TOWN TONIGHT - ANTICIPATIN MUCH DELIGHT
I PULLED OUT MY BLACK BOOK - AND CALLED UP MY OLD LOVERS
I GOT FIVE NEWLYWEDS AND TWO EXPECTANT MOTHERS
ALL MY OLD FLAMES HAVE NEW NAMES
WELL THERE'S A LOT OF GIRLS IN TOWN
WHO TIED THE KNOT AND SETTLED DOWN
I THOUGHT I'D START A FIRE - WITH SOME OF MY OLD FLAMES
BUT THEY'VE ALL GOT NEW NAMES
MY SEXY LITTLE DIRT ROW SPORT - IS NOW CALLED MRS. DAVENPORT
MY PRETTY LITTLE BLACK-EYED SUZIE'S NOW MISS SUSAN VANDERHUZY
ROSIE WHO COULD BLOW MY MIND'S SISTER ROSE ON CHANNEL NINE
THE WILDEST LOVER OF MY LIFE IS NOW A FEDERAL JUDGE'S WIFE
WELL THEY DON'T WANT TO RECOGNIZE - THIS OLD FAMILIAR FACE
I'M JUST A BAD REMINDER - OF THEIR WILD AND WOOLY DAYS