Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
At our Christmas party
We were drinkin' champagne punch
And homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him
Til he sang Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins
>From his first wife MaryNell
Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
Who talks all about AA
Chain smokin' while the stereo plays
Noel, Noel, The first Noel
Chorus:
Carve the tukey turn the ball game on
Mix margaritas when the eggnogs gone
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
We need some ice and a extension cord
A can of been dip and some Diet Rite
A box of pampers and some Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family
Verse 2:
Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motorhome in
They blew our Christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we waited out on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night
Oh Silent Night
Oh holy night
Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go
We need a can of cheese and a can of fake snow
A bag of corn nuts and some Diet Sprite
A box of Midol and some Salem Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family
Feliz Navidad.
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At our Christmas party
We were drinkin' champagne punch
And homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him
Til he sang Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins
>From his first wife MaryNell
Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
Who talks all about AA
Chain smokin' while the stereo plays
Noel, Noel, The first Noel
Chorus:
Carve the tukey turn the ball game on
Mix margaritas when the eggnogs gone
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
We need some ice and a extension cord
A can of been dip and some Diet Rite
A box of pampers and some Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family
Verse 2:
Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motorhome in
They blew our Christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we waited out on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night
Oh Silent Night
Oh holy night
Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go
We need a can of cheese and a can of fake snow
A bag of corn nuts and some Diet Sprite
A box of Midol and some Salem Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family
Feliz Navidad.
Another Great Tab By: Buford T. Santana