E Hit my C snooze alarm G for the 2 A 7th time C B
E Just don't fe C el like G going to A work - I think C I'll call my B boss then I'm
A B Gonna hac C k and D cough and A wheeze
B Swear I've g C ot some D strange disease
A What's that l B ittle tw C erp gonna D say? Hey...
(Chorus) - (Hard rock style, lots of crashes, overdriven guitar)
E C C I'm G callin' in sick A today
E C C G Callin' in sick A today
I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes To Camp"
I could sit and count my hair
I could burp my Tupperware
I'm not busy now anyway. Hey..........
(Chorus)
E C C I'm G callin' in sick A today
E C C G Callin' in sick A today
E C C G Ain't going to work, no A way
E C C G Callin' in sick A today G
(Bridge) - (same as chorus)
B I can A do B anything I want A to
B I A am in B vinci A ble now
B A I'm on B fire, A baby
I'm B alive, I'm alive, can you D hear me, world?
I'm al E ive!
Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my bellybutton lint
When I'm sick of takin' abuse
I just make up some lame excuse
Freedom's just seven digits away. Hey...
(Chorus)
E C C I'm G callin' in sick A today
E C C G Callin' in sick A today
E C C G Ain't going to work, no way A
E C C G Callin' in sick today A G
B A A B A B G G F# D E (hold on E)
Little Riff they play in the chorus
Weird Al Yankovic
