Weird Al Yankovic

Poor ^C Peter ^Em/B Parker was ^Am pitiful ^C/G
F Couldn't have ^C/E been any ^D7 shyer ^G7
C Mary ^Em/B Jane still wouldn't ^Am notice him ^C/G
Even ^F if his ^G7 hair was on ^C fire ^{F/C Cmaj7 G7}
But then ^C one day he ^Em/B went to that ^Am science lab ^C/G
That ^F mutated ^C/E spider came ^D7 down ^G7
Oh, and ^C now Peter ^Em/B crawls over ^Am everyone's ^C/G walls
And ^F he's swingin' ^G all over ^C town
^Am La li la, ^Am/G li de ^D7/F# da ^{F Am}
La la, ^Am/G li le ^D7/F# la da ^G dom ^{G/F C/E G7/D
C} Sling us a ^Em/B web, you're the ^Am Spider-Man ^G
F Sling us a ^C/E web to - ^D7 night ^G7
'Cause we're ^C all in the ^Em mood for a ^Am hero now ^G
And there's ^F evil - ^C/E doers to ^D7 fight ^G7
Now ^C Harry the ^Em/B rich kid's a ^Am friend of hi ^C/G s
Who ^F horns in on ^C/E Mary ^D7 Jane ^G7
But to ^C his great ^Em/B surprise it seems ^Am she prefers ^C/G guys
Who can ^F kiss upside – ^G7 down in the ^C rain ^{F/C Cmaj7 G7}
"With ^C great power comes great ^Em/B respons ^Am ibility" ^C/G
That's the ^F catch phrase of ^C/E old Uncle ^D7 Ben ^G7
If you ^C missed it, don't ^Em/B worry, they'll ^Am say the ^C/G line
^F Again and ^G again and ^C again
^Am La li la ^Am/G , li de ^D7/F# da ^{F Am}
La la ^Am/G , li le ^D7/F# la da ^G dom ^{G/F C/E G7/D}
Now ^C Norman's a ^Em/B billionaire ^Am scientist ^C/G
Who ^F never had ^C/E time for his ^D7 son ^G7
But then ^C something went ^Em/B screwy and ^Am before you ^C/G knew he
Was ^F trying to ^G7 kill every - ^C one ^{F/C Cmaj7 G7}
And he's ^C ridin' ^Em/B around on that ^Am glider thing ^C/G
And he's ^F throwin' that ^C/E weird pumpkin ^D7 bomb ^G7
Yes, he's ^C wearin' that ^Em/B dumb Power ^Am Rangers mask ^C/G
But he's ^F scarier ^G without it ^C on
^C Sling us a ^Em/B web, you're the ^Am Spider-Man ^G
F Sling us a ^C/E web to - ^D7 night ^G7
'Cause you're ^C brave and you're ^Em strong and so ^Am limber now ^G
But ^F where'd you come ^C/E up with those ^D7 tights? ^G7
It's a ^C pretty sad ^Em/B day at the ^Am funeral ^C/G
F Norman Osborn has ^C/E bitten the ^D7 dust ^G7
And I ^C heard Harry's ^Em/B said he wants ^Am Spider-Man ^C/G dead
Aw, but his ^F buddy ^G7 Pete he can ^C trust ^{F/C Cmaj7 G7}
Oh, and ^C M.J. is al ^Em/B l hot for ^Am Peter now ^C/G
Aw, but ^F Peter, he ^C/E just shuts her ^D7 down ^G7
Mary ^C Jane, don't you ^Em/B cry, you can ^Am give it a ^C/G try
^F Again when the ^G sequel comes ^C 'round
^Am La li la ^Am/G , li de ^D7/F# da ^{F Am}
Am/G ,, D7/F# G G/F C/E G7/D
La la, li le la da dom
^C Sling us a ^Em/B web, you're the ^Am Spider-Man ^G
F Sling us a ^C/E web to- ^D7 night ^G7
'Cause we ^C all sure could ^Em use us a ^Am hero now ^G
And ^F we think that you'll ^C/E do all ^D7 right ^G7