Alan Jackson

I woke up the other night lyin' on the floor
Right beside of someone I'd never seen before
She said my name's Juliet but Romeo you ain't
That's another good reason not to drink
That's another good reason not to drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a saint
If I keep goin' on like this
I'll end up like ole Hank
That's another good reason not to drink
I can't go see my best friend, He said stay away
Just because of what I said on his wedding day
You oughta call her Sherman
'Cause she looks just like a tank
That's another good reason not to drink
That's another good reason not to drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a saint
If I keep goin' on like this
I'll end up like ole Hank
That's another good reason not to drink
Now I'm gonna sue the city about that policeman
Last night as I left the bar
He stepped right on my hand
He said are you drunk or blind, I said let me think
That's another good reason not to drink
That's another good reason not to drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a saint
If I keep goin' on like this
I'll end up like ole Hank
That's another good reason not to drink
That's another good reason not to drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a saint
If I keep goin' on like this
I'll end up like ole Hank
That's another good reason
Baby let me in, I'm freezin'
Another good reason not to drink
Ron McGough