Lil' Kim

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Lil Kim:
Hey wassup, leave me a message and i'll get back to you

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1st message:
Yo Kim, this is your X-asser
I just find a photo then will you fuck up my ass
And just...fuck that!

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2nd message:
Kim? It's not my face
But listen, i fuck up my friend
I kill that shit
What's that?
Did you ask at this?

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3rd message:
Fuck you
Phone never pick up
When i have a problem
I didn't have an ass

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4th message:
Hello? Hey Kim
I love you and i wanna my soul
Did you?

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5th message:
C'mon, Kim, pick up this phonic shit
I have a problem
When i can go to kill up?
Just pick up the phone
And find me so killed-in-one

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6th message:
Love this "Naked Truth"
I hate my "Bella Mafia"
But, call me at a problem:
I hate my "Intro in A-Minor"

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7th message:
Kill the friend, is hang up the phone everyday
Just call the number '800-788-47-69'
Bye

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8th message:
Hey Kim
Hey bitch
I call you, you call me
I'm calling up my friend
Is in the hospital "Hood alarm"
It's picking up the phone and find a bitch
Just pick up this phone

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9th message:
This Kim? I'm Oops! My phone is ringing!
Listen, I wanna have a name like 'The long phone conversation'
Listen, my friend is dead
It's wanna call 'Oops! I hang up the phone!'

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10th message:
Call me, bitch
Or i call that friend

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