I don't trust Tom
That guy on MySpace
He's got a finger in the pie
All over the place
Millions of friends
Are we at risk here?
What's Tom doing
In your top friends list, dear?
Bow to your majesty, the media monarchy
Rupert's our new head of radio
So much for liberty, this is our frequency
We make friends to make Toms stock explode
I don't trust Tom, I trust my mom
Upload my songs, be polite and pass the bong
I don't trust Tom, I trust my mom
I trust my mom, I don't trust Tom
I don't trust Tom
That guy from highschool
who ratted out on all my
potsmoking friends
We're back in touch
All thanks to Tom
And I heard he's got a profile
on match dot com
Bow to your majesty, the media monarchy
Rupert's our new head of radio
Doesn't pay royalty, nicked that from MTV
We make friends to make Toms stock explode
I don't trust Tom, I trust my mom
Upload my songs, be polite and pass the bong
I don't trust Tom, I trust my mom
I trust my mom, I don't trust Tom
That guy on MySpace
He's got a finger in the pie
All over the place
Millions of friends
Are we at risk here?
What's Tom doing
In your top friends list, dear?
Bow to your majesty, the media monarchy
Rupert's our new head of radio
So much for liberty, this is our frequency
We make friends to make Toms stock explode
I don't trust Tom, I trust my mom
Upload my songs, be polite and pass the bong
I don't trust Tom, I trust my mom
I trust my mom, I don't trust Tom
I don't trust Tom
That guy from highschool
who ratted out on all my
potsmoking friends
We're back in touch
All thanks to Tom
And I heard he's got a profile
on match dot com
Bow to your majesty, the media monarchy
Rupert's our new head of radio
Doesn't pay royalty, nicked that from MTV
We make friends to make Toms stock explode
I don't trust Tom, I trust my mom
Upload my songs, be polite and pass the bong
I don't trust Tom, I trust my mom
I trust my mom, I don't trust Tom