Ad Frank

Some halfwit on the Noise Board posted
That I'd be checking out
I'd be checking out

I'm flattered that the small fish find me
Big enough to lie about
Big enough to lie about

It's pointless
To try to drag me down
When I'm barely off the ground
And you're nowhere to be found

The girl who wasn't there

You don't know your right from wrong
Or your good- from
Bad-era Bowie
Small wonder you don't know me

You keep saying you're the one who's sane
'Cause you keep your cool
But how could I
With your know-you-are-but-what-am-I

I've been searching
For the real you
'Cause I can see you
But I can't kill you

The girl who wasn't there

Exchanging notes and ill will straight through Friday
If their consciences don't kill them then I may
Has anyone heard from me recently
Ah, gentlemen, have you no decency

Some halfwit on the Noise Board posted
That I'd be checking out
I'd be checking out

I've been waiting
It's so unfair
To go on dating
The hologram

The girl who wasn't there

I've been waiting
It's so unfair
To go on dating
The hologram