Adam Pascal

Down at the Midnight Rectory

The Agent: Down, down, down at the midnight rectory,
with jiggle juice firsking under the marquee,
the peacocks are strutting behind velvet ropes,
sipping away on their heavenly dope...

Down, down, down at the midnight rectory!
with jiggle juice firsking under the marquee!
the peacocks are strutting behind velvet ropes,
sipping away on their heavenly dope.
Scratchin' the hatch with some sisters in Lapsus,
strike the wrong chords, the ones we can't dance on.
Surender yourself doll, get down on your knees,
Let's open the flappers and rumble the keys!

Ladies of Virtue: Am I low enough daddy? (No no)
Am I low enough yet daddy (No no no)
Am I low enough daddy?

The Agent: Well allright! Gimme two alleluia's and an amen.

Ladies of Virtue: Am I low enough daddy? (No no)
Am I low enough yet daddy (No no no)
Am I low enough daddy? (Whoowhee!)
Two alleluia's and an amen.

The Agent: Up, up, up in perch we'll be squeaky swingin'
Standin' on edge just a pidgeon wingin'
Down in the boiler with a jitterin puff,
lossen the collar right up to the scruff.

Swallow your bread and hide down on your make now(?)
Remember the garden, the twig and the snake now.
Fumble the house locks and pooch,
for a sip and a swallow of heavenly hooch.

Ladies of Virtue: Am I low enough daddy? (No no)
Am I low enough yet daddy (No no no)
Am I low enough daddy?

The Agent: Well okay. Gimme lordy oh lordy hey lordy my lord!

Ladies of Virtue: Am I low enough daddy? (No no)
Am I low enough yet daddy (No no no)
Am I low enough daddy? (Mmhmm!)
Lordy oh lordy hey lordy my lord!
Swing!