A Put on your E yalmulka, D here comes E Hanukkah
It?s A so much E fun-akkah to D celebrate E Hanukkah,
A Hanukkah E is the D Festival of E Lights,
A Instead of one day of E presents, we have Bm eight D crazy E nights.
A When you feel like the only E kid in town with D out a Xmas E tree,
A Here?s a list of E people who are Jewish, D just like you and E me:
A David Lee E Roth D lights the me E norrah,
A So do James E Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the D late Dinah E Shore-ah
A Guess who eats to E gether at the D Karnickey E Deli,
A Bowzer from E Sha-na-na, and D Arthur Fonzer E relli.
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A Paul Newman?s half E Jewish; D Goldie Hawn?s half E too,
A Put them to E gether--what a D fine lookin? E Jew! Esus E
D You don?t need ?Deck the Halls? or ?Jingle Bell Rock?
E Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both Jewish! Esus
A Put on your E yalmulka, it?s D time for E Hanukkah,
The A owner of the Seattle Super E sonic-ahs D celebrates E Hanukkah.
A O.J. E Simpson-- D not a E Jew!
But A guess who E is...Hall of D Famer--Rod E Carew--(he converted!) Bm
A We got Ann E Landers and her D sister Dear Ab E by,
A Harrison Ford?s a E quarter Jewish-- D not too E shabby!
A Some people E think that D Ebeneezer E Scrooge is,
Well, he?s A not, but E guess who is: D All three E stooges. Esus E
D So many Jews are in show biz--
E Tom Cruise isn?t, tacit but I heard his agent is. Esus
A Tell your friend Ver E onica, it?s D time you celebrate E Hanukkah
I A hope I get a har E monica, on this D lovely, lovely E Hanukkah.
So A drink your gin-and- E tonic-ah, and D smoke your mara E juanic-ah,
If you A really, really E wanna-kah, Have a D happy, happy, E happy, happy
A Hanukkah.
Adam Sandler
