Adam Sandler

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The chords are played with a reggae beat, something like this:
^{A E D E}
or like this:
^{A E D E}
Remember to sing with a stupid Jamaican accent. The words in
parantheses ( ) are the backing vocals. All the verses and choruses
have the same chord progression: A E Dsus2 E.
INTRO:
^{F#m E Dsus2} Here we go
^{A E Dsus2 E} No, no, no
^A (oooh ^E ooooh) ( ^Dsus2 oooooh ^E ooooooh)
VERSE 1:
^A Piece of ^E shit car
^Dsus2 I got a piece of ^E shit car
^A That fucking ^E pile of shit
never ^Dsus2 gets me very ^E far
^A My car's a big ^E piece of shit
'cause the ^Dsus2 shocks are fucking ^E shot
^A and my seatbelt's fucking ^E broken
I got to ^Dsus2 tie it in a ^E knot
(it's a piece of shit)
VERSE 2: (play same as verse 1)
I can't see throught the windshield
'cause it's got a big fucking crack
and the interior smells real bad
'cause my friend puked in the back
(it's a piece of shit)
CHORUS:
^A (piece of shit ^E car)
Piece of shit ^Dsus2 car
(you got a piece of ^E shit car)
It sucks royal ^A dick
(that fucking pile of ^E shit)
oooh, a 100 percent ^Dsus2 crap
(never gets him very ^E far)
Oh fuck you ^A car
VERSE 3:
It's got no CD player
It only got the fuckin 8-track
Whoever designed my car
can lick my sweaty nutsack
(they can lick his ass too)
and I got no fucking brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day
I hear 'hey, watch it asshole'
(you fucking piece of shit)
CHORUS: (play like previous chorus)
(piece of shit car)
I got a piece of shit car
(you got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(you fucking pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
BRIDGE:
Oh what the ^Dsus2 fuck did I do?
what the ^E fuck did I do?
what the ^Dsus2 fuck did I do?
to ^E get stuck with you?
You're too ^Dsus2 wide for drive through
and you ^E smell like tissue
but I'm ^F#m too broke to ^E buy something ^Dsus2 new
Ooooh, fuck me
GUITAR-SOLO:
^- Played over verse/chorus chords: A E Dsus2 E a few times.
VERSE 4: (play same as verses 1,2 & 3)
Well, the engine likes to flood
the car always fucking stalls
and the seat cushion's got a big rip
so a spring always pokes the balls
(ouch ouch ouch)
Blasted doorlocks are busted
I got to use a fucking coathanger
(what a pain in his ass)
and if a girlie sees my car
there's no chance I'll ever bang her
(he never ever get the pussy)
Hey shut up
CHORUS: (play like previous choruses)
(piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(he got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(piece of shit car)
Bald fucking tires
(he got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(he got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(piece of shit car)
Tailpipe making sparks fly everywhere
(he got a piece of shit car)
(piece of shit car)
Whoooooooah
(he got a piece of shit car)
(piece of shit car)
Me hometown thinks I'm a loser
(he got a piece of shit car)
hey cabbie, give me a push
(piece of shit car)