An Emotional Fish

It wasn't us that got it dirty
It was dirty before we met
And if this dance is the last dance
Let it not be a dance to forget
Every time I think of you
I think about dirt
You can scrub a dub dub
But it always returns
That's
Dirt

Wasn't it you who said that one should never
Bend over backwards to
Take a look inside
If it's squeeky clean you're after
You're gonna have to join the queue and wait awhile

Every time I think of you
I think about dirt
I've got you under my finger nails
I hear you laugh where it hurts
Dirt

And I can't wash my hands of you
No matter what soap I use
It's more than I'm worth
Don't ever leave me baby
For to be without you
Is to be without dirt

Every time I think of you
I think about dirt
No matter how you scrub a dub dub
It always returns that's
D. I. R. T.
Dirt
Yeah that's D. I. R. T.
Dirt
You've got dirty thoughts
You give dirty looks
You're the Queen of dirt
Dirt