Asleep At The Wheel

Left barber college
searching for knowledge
Went to the university

I must confess, sir
This lady professor
Turned me on to Anthropology

Now I'm Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday

Tyrannesaurus lives in the forest
Died because his heart got in the way

Dear Doctor Howard
Come down from your tower
And meet me for lunch at the Y (oh my)

Although you're past thirty
I still think you're pretty
Let's give that good old college try

Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday

Tyranesauras lived in the forest
Died because his heart got in the way

Nomo Kenyatta
Oh no you're not a
Australopithecine Boogie Man

Took us a jillion
But we all up here have been
Boogying since boogeying began

Now I'm Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday

Tyranesauras lived in the forest
Died because his heart got in the way

Now I'm Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday

Tyranesauras lived in the forest
Died because his heart got in the way
yes he died because his heart got in the way