Beat 2 games, 99 to go
I'll finish this one and I'll buy 5 more
Fighting the tides just to even the score
Starting to feel like a bit of a chore
Poor, is what I'll be,
After ebaying for more rarities
Please, how could I forget?
There's still 20 I haven't opened yet
Mini-boss in Nocturne making me sweat
Game over up on my TV set
Now here comes an RPG
Time sucking catastrophe
60 hours? Dastardly.
I'm not even on disc 3
Keeping your mind on one game at a time
Pausing it to write rhymes, while the backlog it climbs
cheapassgamer.com
Gaming age forums and ROMs
Distractions all night long
Never gonna finish my backlog
And I'm hard pressed, to finish up all these side quests
Hit points approaching zero, oh no! I gotta rest
Yes! The last boss, I am at a loss
Once I finish this one, this game is tossed
In the finish pile, growing one by one
And I cannot recall the color of the sun
But I'm done, and moving on, conclusions forgone
What I lack in skills I make up in thumb brawn
Dawn, hazy post-marathon
There's forum wars to be fought
Let's see who EA has bought
Troll bashing is all for naught
So let's play some more Steambot
cheapassgamer.com
Gaming age forums and ROMs
Distractions all night long
Never gonna finish my backlog
They're piling up, and what's wrong with that?
As a matter of fact, I got more in the back
You thought I'd relax? I don't even pay tax
So pick your best shit and fill up my sacks
I'm all about Gauntlet and Golden Axe
Power pellets with Pac, it's the classic's I lack
And I'll drain your life with my mana attacks
cheapassgamer.com
Gaming age forums and ROMs
Distractions all night long
Never gonna finish my goddam backlog
I'll finish this one and I'll buy 5 more
Fighting the tides just to even the score
Starting to feel like a bit of a chore
Poor, is what I'll be,
After ebaying for more rarities
Please, how could I forget?
There's still 20 I haven't opened yet
Mini-boss in Nocturne making me sweat
Game over up on my TV set
Now here comes an RPG
Time sucking catastrophe
60 hours? Dastardly.
I'm not even on disc 3
Keeping your mind on one game at a time
Pausing it to write rhymes, while the backlog it climbs
cheapassgamer.com
Gaming age forums and ROMs
Distractions all night long
Never gonna finish my backlog
And I'm hard pressed, to finish up all these side quests
Hit points approaching zero, oh no! I gotta rest
Yes! The last boss, I am at a loss
Once I finish this one, this game is tossed
In the finish pile, growing one by one
And I cannot recall the color of the sun
But I'm done, and moving on, conclusions forgone
What I lack in skills I make up in thumb brawn
Dawn, hazy post-marathon
There's forum wars to be fought
Let's see who EA has bought
Troll bashing is all for naught
So let's play some more Steambot
cheapassgamer.com
Gaming age forums and ROMs
Distractions all night long
Never gonna finish my backlog
They're piling up, and what's wrong with that?
As a matter of fact, I got more in the back
You thought I'd relax? I don't even pay tax
So pick your best shit and fill up my sacks
I'm all about Gauntlet and Golden Axe
Power pellets with Pac, it's the classic's I lack
And I'll drain your life with my mana attacks
cheapassgamer.com
Gaming age forums and ROMs
Distractions all night long
Never gonna finish my goddam backlog