"Is this gonna be another one of those tracks where I don't understand what you're talking about for the whole goddamn track?"
"Fuck yeah!"
"So stupid"
In this track I will define
That I'm just a geek who spends my time
Or wastes my time as some would say
But I really wouldn't have it any other way
Now, I don't play Magic or even WoW
And I don't know if that's disallowed
But I read 40 volumes of One Piece
And I know 4kids is fuckin' weak
Translations filled with ridiculous shit
And I don't think that they'll be legit
I'm a big dork about video games
And before you start the fanboy flames
I got 9 consoles on my TV
And it'll be 10 when I get the Wii
But fuck 600 for the PS3
And microtransactions that should be free
How nerdy am I? How nerdy am I?
Can't get girls 'cause I stay inside
Don't think it'd change even if I tried
Screen pops up: ACCESS DENIED
8th grade was when I realized
That I wasn't like those all other guys
10 years from now they'd be serving fries
And I know some of ya'll can sympathize
'Cause I liked these things called video games
And other things that required brains
So I was ostracized one day at a time
And I tend to hold grudges so it's here in my rhymes
Think you're 1337 cause you can copy and paste
Shitty html into your MySpace?
Lookin' like Geocities circa '98
If you're so hardcore, step up to the plate
And I'll be coding my shit in notepad
Crash your ass with my popup ads
Lots of spyware that you detest
Can't touch me, 'cause I'm rollin' OSX
How nerdy am I? How nerdy am I?
Can't get girls 'cause I stay inside
Don't think it'd change even if I tried
Screen pops up: ACCESS DENIED
My favorite show is MST3K
Awesome bad movies that they'd sauté
I seen too many volumes of anime
You would think my brain would start to decay
I love apocalyptic Tokyo
Quality can be dubious I know
The Simpsons started suckin' after season 9
Any type of media can be in decline
I import games, it's pricey to do
How'm I gonna play Disaster Report 2?
It's Sony's policy, to be hatin on 2D
Play the 3D Sonics and tell me what you see
Broke ass camera, shadow's got a gat?
Gimme sonic running fast, fuck big the cat!
I like to crack DRM
Content needs freedom, not condemned
Media streaming, BT my shows
Take your EULA and GTFO
How nerdy am I? How nerdy am I?
Can't get girls cause I stay inside
Don't think it'd change even if I tried
Screen pops up: ACCESS DENIED
"Fuck yeah!"
"So stupid"
In this track I will define
That I'm just a geek who spends my time
Or wastes my time as some would say
But I really wouldn't have it any other way
Now, I don't play Magic or even WoW
And I don't know if that's disallowed
But I read 40 volumes of One Piece
And I know 4kids is fuckin' weak
Translations filled with ridiculous shit
And I don't think that they'll be legit
I'm a big dork about video games
And before you start the fanboy flames
I got 9 consoles on my TV
And it'll be 10 when I get the Wii
But fuck 600 for the PS3
And microtransactions that should be free
How nerdy am I? How nerdy am I?
Can't get girls 'cause I stay inside
Don't think it'd change even if I tried
Screen pops up: ACCESS DENIED
8th grade was when I realized
That I wasn't like those all other guys
10 years from now they'd be serving fries
And I know some of ya'll can sympathize
'Cause I liked these things called video games
And other things that required brains
So I was ostracized one day at a time
And I tend to hold grudges so it's here in my rhymes
Think you're 1337 cause you can copy and paste
Shitty html into your MySpace?
Lookin' like Geocities circa '98
If you're so hardcore, step up to the plate
And I'll be coding my shit in notepad
Crash your ass with my popup ads
Lots of spyware that you detest
Can't touch me, 'cause I'm rollin' OSX
How nerdy am I? How nerdy am I?
Can't get girls 'cause I stay inside
Don't think it'd change even if I tried
Screen pops up: ACCESS DENIED
My favorite show is MST3K
Awesome bad movies that they'd sauté
I seen too many volumes of anime
You would think my brain would start to decay
I love apocalyptic Tokyo
Quality can be dubious I know
The Simpsons started suckin' after season 9
Any type of media can be in decline
I import games, it's pricey to do
How'm I gonna play Disaster Report 2?
It's Sony's policy, to be hatin on 2D
Play the 3D Sonics and tell me what you see
Broke ass camera, shadow's got a gat?
Gimme sonic running fast, fuck big the cat!
I like to crack DRM
Content needs freedom, not condemned
Media streaming, BT my shows
Take your EULA and GTFO
How nerdy am I? How nerdy am I?
Can't get girls cause I stay inside
Don't think it'd change even if I tried
Screen pops up: ACCESS DENIED