D There's no such thing
G As a harmless A joke
D There's no such thing
G As a gentle A toke
D There's no such thing
G As panamas A jet? (can't make word out here)
CHORUS
Who's got the D crack
G Who - o - A oes got the D crack x 4
Verse 2
D I am a goat
G In a A moat
D With a boat
CHORUS
A whos got the D crack
G Who - o - A oes got the D crack x 4
Verse 3
D I like it when
G My hair is A poofy
D I like it when
You G slip me a D roofy
D I like it when
G You've got the A crack
A You've got the D crack
CHORUS
D whos got the crack
G Who - o - A oes got the D crack x 4
Verse 4
D I wanna be a hippy
D But I've G forgotten how to A love
D It's hard to be a garbage man
D When a G sailor stole my A glove
D I don't wanna be wreckless
D But I'd G rather be wreckless than A rockless
D Put your mamma in a headlock
CHORUS
D whos got the crack
G Who - o - A oes got the D crack x 4
A Not D you