Barenaked Ladies

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(C#m, A, F#m, B) x 2
C#m, A, Fm
1st Verse

You can't ^Esus4 imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail
All of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail
I never ^Esus4 thought I'd have an admirer from overseas
But someone is sending me stationary filled with chimpanzees.
2nd Verse (you can choose to palm mute those chords if you want)

Some chimps in ^E swimsuits, some chimps are ^Asus2 swinging from a vine
Some chimps in ^E jackboots, some chimps that ^Asus2 wish they could be mine.
Starsky and ^E Hutch chimps, a chimp who's ^Asus2 sitting on the can
A pair of ^E Dutch chimps who send their ^Asus2 love from Amsterdam.
Chorus

Another ^E postcard with ^Asus2 chimpan ^Bsus4 zees ^Asus2
And every ^E one is add ^Asus2 ressed to ^Bsus4 me. ^Asus2
Another ^E postcard with ^Asus2 chimpa ^Bsus4 nzees ^Asus2
And every ^E one is add ^Asus2 ressed to ^Bsus4 me. ^Asus2
3rd Verse

If I had to ^Esus4 guess, I'd say the monkey-sender thinks it's great
He's sending me, maybe she's sending me just to see me get irate
I'm losing ^Esus4 sleep - and it's gonna be keeping me up all night
I thought it was funny, but now I've got money on a monkey fight.
4th Verse (you can choose to palm mute those chords if you want)

Some chimps in ^E hard hats, chimps a-working ^Asus2 on a chain gang
Some chimps who ^E love cats, burning rubber ^Asus2 in a Mustang
A birthday- ^E wishing chimp, a chimp in ^Asus2 black like a goth
A goin' ^E fishin' chimp, a British ^Asus2 chimp in the bath.
Chorus

Another ^E postcard with ^Asus2 chimpan ^Bsus4 zees ^Asus2
And every ^E one is add ^Asus2 ressed to ^Bsus4 me. ^Asus2
Another ^E postcard with ^Asus2 chimpa ^Bsus4 nzees ^Asus2
And every ^E one is add ^Asus2 ressed to ^Bsus4 me. ^Asus2
5th Verse

Somehow they ^Esus4 followed me even though I packed and moved my home
No matter what, they come and they come they won't leave me alone
Another ^Esus4 monkey in the mail could make me lose my mind
But look at me shuffling through the stack until I finally find
Bridge

Some chimps in ^E sw ^E imsuits
Some chimps in Jackboots
Some chimps in ^E ha ^E rd hats
Some chimps who love cats
I've got some ^E sh ^E aved chimps; that's chimps devoid of any hair
I've got ^E de ^E praved chimps dressed up in women's underwear.
Another p ^C#m ostcard with ^A chimpan ^F#m zees ^B
And every ^C#m one is ad ^A dressed to ^F#m me. ^B
C#m Every one is, ^A every one is, ^F#m every one is ad ^B dressed to me.
^C#m Every one is, ^A every one is, ^F#m every one is addressed to me.
Chorus

Another ^E postcard with ^Asus2 chimpan ^Bsus4 zees ^Asus2
And every ^E one is add ^Asus2 ressed to ^Bsus4 me. ^Asus2
Another ^E postcard with ^Asus2 chimpa ^Bsus4 nzees ^Asus2
And every ^E one is add ^Asus2 ressed to ^Bsus4 me. ^Asus2
Another ^E postcard with ^Asus2 chimpan ^Bsus4 zees ^Asus2
And every ^E one is add ^Asus2 ressed to ^Bsus4 me. ^Asus2
Another ^E postcard with ^Asus2 chimpa ^Bsus4 nzees ^Asus2
And every ^E one is add ^Asus2 ressed to ^Bsus4 me. ^Asus2
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