Barenaked Ladies

^{Em G D Am7
Em} If I were yo ^G u (and I wish that I were you)
^D All the things I'd do to ^Am7 make myself turn blue
^Em I suppose I'd start b ^G y removing all my clothes,
^D tie my pantyhose a ^Am7 round my neck ^C
Chorus:
^G I'll be tha ^Cadd9 t girl - and you wo ^G uld be ^Cadd9 right over
^G If I were a fi ^Cadd9 eld, you would b ^G e in clo ^Cadd9 ver
^G If I were the ^Cadd9 sun, you would b ^G e in sh ^Cadd9 adow
^G And if I ha ^Cadd9 d a gun, there' ^Em d be no tomorrow
^G If you will not have me as myself,
^D perhaps as someone else
^Am7 Perhaps as you I'll be worth noticing ^Em
G Then even a eunuch won't resist
^D The magic of a kiss f ^Am7 rom such as m ^C e
Chorus
Break:
^G It's time to ^Cadd9 kick off your shoes,
? G
learn how to choose sadness
^Cadd9 It's time to throw off those chains,
?
addle our brains
^G with madness
^Cadd9 'Cause we've got plenty of time
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to grow old and die
^G But when at last your beauty's faded,
^C you'll be glad that I have waited ^Em for you
^{G D Am7
Em} When you're done
^G with being beautiful and young
^D When that course is run, then ^Am7 come to me ^C
Chorus