Barry Andrews

Ladies and gennlemen we've got a fabulous show for you tonight
Gonna hose you down with pleasure
Its gonna be a Riot of colour

Are you hungry - where you wanna eat?
Are you lonesome - where you wanna go?
Do you need something from the bar?
Are you with the programme?
Muarg Muarg!

Welcome to the Reptile House
Bunch of scumbags up there
All the dignity
Of a choking monkey
(Sho' nuff funky...)

Seek to know no more young Jedi, it's a fire-fight in a shit-storm
It's a seagull party in a trout-farm,
It's the Human Condition
Muarg Muarg!

It's a policy that we cant change
Too many coppers on the firing range
At what point did it all go
So Tits up?
Muarg Muarg!

No-one's really got a good reason
Almost anything counts as treason
When you need him, where's the Man for all Seasons?
- Sniff it in and put some sleaze on
Find something or somebody to seize on
They tell me there's a macro-economic squeeze on
Over there is the doorstep everybody pees on...
Muarg Muarg!

Muarg Muarg!

We got bald chickens
We got rats with chips
We got a Good Thing going
What's your problem?
(You fucking weirdo)

Arent you sorry how it's all turned out?
Rough but it's how it's gotta be
Arent you glad that anyway it's not all
Your fault?
Muarg Muarg!

We know what you wanna do
We can see what your problem is
We gonna watch every move you make
We know where you live.
Muarg Muarg!

Behold the Miracle Ape
He gonna make everything alright
He gonna mash up the Bogey Men
He gonna walk on water
Muarg Muarg!

Arent you sorry how it's all turned out
Don't you wish you could start again
Arent you sick when you hear them say that
It doesn't work like that
It doesn't work like that
It doesn't work like that
Muarg Muarg!
Muarg Muarg!
Muarg Muarg!