Beat Farmers

^A Drunk again out on the front lawn
^Bm Her dress pulled up and the ^D moon is s ^E hinin'
^A I swear that girl's drunk up all of my tequila
^Bm I guess I better get her 'fore the t ^D rash man ^E finds her, ^F#m yeah
^F#m Long ^D past when I'm ^E dead and ^F#m buried
^D She'll still be ^E bangin' ar ^F#m ound
^D The girl I ^E almost ^D married
^A Met her in a bar when she was nineteen
^Bm I was twenty-nine goin' on ^D sixty- ^E five
^A Said she knew a better way to get my kicks
^Bm Now I'm stuck with her till the ^D day I ^E die, oh ^F#m yeah
^F#m Long ^D past when I'm ^E dead and ^F#m buried
^D She'll still be ^E bangin' ar ^F#m ound
^D The girl I ^E almost ^D married
(bridge)
^Bm And though I know she'll probably ^E kill me ^Bm
Bm I know I'd die if she weren't ^D with ^E me
^A This little girl's got the soul of an old man
She ^Bm says life is short you gotta ^D grab it with ^E both hands
^A And if by chance we happen to go over
We ^Bm spend all week in bed with the s ^D weetest hang ^E over, ^F#m yeah
^F#m Long ^D past when I'm ^E dead and ^F#m buried
^D She'll still be ^E bangin' ar ^F#m ound
^D The girl I ^E almost ^D married