Beautiful South

^A As Martin said ^E to Xanthe
As they pl ^E7 ayed with wooden t ^A oys,
"You may have Wendy's play ^E house,
But w ^E7 here the hell's your b ^A oys?"
As P ^A aul said to Fifi
As they e ^E yed each other up,
"You ^E7 may have better plimsolls,
But you ca ^A n't pee standing up."
An I'd ^D like to t ^A ake the time to b ^D ite
Their neck and m ^E ake it bleed
^D Or maybe I could c ^A ut holes in their
Da ^D ddy Harris Tw ^E7 eed.
And ^A I can't put my finger ^E on it.
^E7 Maybe it's something in the f ^A ood,
And I can't put my finger ^E on it
^E7 All I know is Christ would have s ^A ued.
As Sharon said to Ja ^E mie
As they ^E7 sat down for a c ^A hat,
"If you think I'm cooking di ^E nner,
Well, pre ^E7 pare to eat dead r ^A at."
As De ^A bbie said to Alex
As they h ^E eld hands in the park
"How c ^E7 ome you wear Rupert Check
When y ^A ou think you're so hard."
I ^D should have done his L ^A and Rover
^D To let them k ^E now I've been,
^D Instead I wr ^A ote "F' off"
On the d ^D irt across his sc ^E7 reen.
And ^A I can't put my finger ^E on it.
^E7 Maybe it's something in the f ^A ood,
And I can't put my finger ^E on it
^E7 All I know is Christ would have s ^A ued.