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Have you ^C ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a ^Dm year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was ^G talking to this girl from the U.S. nation
The ^C way that I met her was on tour at a concert
She ^Dm had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage dripping, pouring with sweat
I was ^G walking through the crowd and guess who I met
I ^C whispered in her ear, come to the picture booth
So I can ^Dm ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
She had ^G 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I ^C took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said, ^Dm how do you like the show?
She said, I was very amused
I started throwing bass, she started throwing back mid-range
But ^G when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
^C Then when I asked, do ya have a man, she tried to pretend
She ^Dm said, no I dont, I only have a friend
Come on, Im not even goin for it
This is ^G what Im goin sing
^C You, you got what I ^Dm need but you say hes just a friend
And you ^G say hes just a friend, oh baby
^C You, you got what I ^Dm need but you say hes just a friend
But you ^G say hes just a friend, oh baby
^C You, you got what I ^Dm need but you say hes just a friend
But you ^G say hes just a friend, oh baby
So I ^C took blah-blahs word for it at this time
I ^Dm thought just havin a friend couldnt be no crime
cause I have friends and thats a fact
Like Agnes, Agatha, ^G Germaine, and Jack
^C Forget about that, lets go into the story
A ^Dm bout a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
So we started talking, gettin' familiar
Spending a lot of time so ^G we can build a
^C Relationship or some understanding
How ^Dm its gonna be in the future we was planning
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had ^G no idea I was in for a treat
^C After this was established, everything was cool
The ^Dm tour was over and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was doin'
Everytime that I called her it ^G seemed something was brewin'
I ^C called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again
I said, ^Dm yo, who was that? oh, hes just a friend
Dont gimme that, dont even gimme that
Just bust ^G this
^C You, you got what I ^Dm need but you say hes just a friend
And you ^G say hes just a friend, oh baby
^C You, you got what I ^Dm need but you say hes just a friend
But you ^G say hes just a friend, oh baby
^C You, you got what I ^Dm need but you say hes just a friend
But you ^G say hes just a friend, oh baby
So I ^C came to her college on a surprise visit
To ^Dm see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
The first semester ^G of the school year
I ^C went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This ^Dm guy made me fill out a visitors form
He told me where it was and I was on my way
To ^G see my baby doll, I was happy to say
^C I arrrived in front of the dormitory
^Dm Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didnt know I was in for ^G such an event
So ^C I came to her room and opened the door
^Dm Oh, snap! guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin my girl in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart ^G went down south
So ^C please listen to the message that I send
Dont ^Dm ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend
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