You get into bed with your friends
Then you’re shocked by how it ends
Don’t cheat, don’t lie
And if you do we’ll act surprised
I don’t care who's fucking who
Its not my business, I don’t want to know
Don’t cheat, don’t lie
And if you do we’ll act surprised
You find it so hard to commit
And by the time you’re convinced
You’re sick of it.
You know he always drinks regular
A swell guy, got his shit together
Don’t cheat, don’t lie
And if you do we’ll act surprised
Go ahead put on your show
Listen to the rooster crow
Don’t cheat, don’t lie
And if you do we’ll act surprised
Only take one course of action
Careful not to show conviction
No hope for resuscitation
You’re a walking infestation
What the hell are you?
Then you’re shocked by how it ends
Don’t cheat, don’t lie
And if you do we’ll act surprised
I don’t care who's fucking who
Its not my business, I don’t want to know
Don’t cheat, don’t lie
And if you do we’ll act surprised
You find it so hard to commit
And by the time you’re convinced
You’re sick of it.
You know he always drinks regular
A swell guy, got his shit together
Don’t cheat, don’t lie
And if you do we’ll act surprised
Go ahead put on your show
Listen to the rooster crow
Don’t cheat, don’t lie
And if you do we’ll act surprised
Only take one course of action
Careful not to show conviction
No hope for resuscitation
You’re a walking infestation
What the hell are you?