Intro:
G F C
G I work F down at the C Pizza Pit
And G I drive an F old mon C deo
G I still F live with my Em mom and dad
I'm C 5 foot 3 and over D weight
I'm a G scifi fa F natic
C A mild asthmatic
And C I've never been to F second C base
But there's C whole 'nother F me
That Em you need to see
C Go checkout My G Space
'Cause C all G night I'm out in D Hollywood
I'm C 6 foot G 5 and I look D damn good
I C drive a Maserati G
I'm a D black-belt in Em karate
And I C love a good glass of D wine
It C turns girls G on that I'm D mysterious
I C tell them I don't G want nothing D serious
C 'Cause even on a G slow day
D I could have a Em three way
C Chat with two women D at one time
I'm G so much F cooler on C line
G So much F cooler on C line
When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
C When you got my kind of D stats
It's G hard to get a date
C Let alone a D real girl G friend
But I D grow another foot and I G lose a bunch of weight
C Every time D I login D
Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
Yeah, I'll see ya online
Brad Paisley
Online
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