Brentalfloss

You are by far the wealthiest duck in Duckburg (Woo-ooh)
I'm sure you could afford to rename it "fuckburg"
You're so affluent, you don't need a cent, stay at home!
Hey where you going wait a sec!

You really don't need any more treasure Scrooge
You're rich to a fault there's gold in the vault, so much you could splooge!
So then...
What the fuck, Scrooge McDuck, what kinda quack are you on?
Outfitting the mules to go look for some jewels in the Amazon

Sca-da-ba-doo-doo-doo
Ba-doobly-doo
Listen

You're only out to add to your money changer (Woo-ooh)
Those apes and snakes you're stompin' on, they're endangered
You're a threat to this fragile ecosystem, go home!
Hey where ya goin wait a sec!

You're way too old for climbing up Tarzan vines
I said stay away from the Himalayas or the African mines
Oh your bank account's got large amounts but plainly your brain is withdrawn
You're hallucinatin' ice cream and cake in the Amazon

I said, what the fuck Scrooge McDuck, what kinda quack are you on?
I said what the deuce, you're on the loose from Maui to Azerbaijan
No matter how much cash you plow, you'll never turn into a swan
But you're crazy and old, so keep looking for gold
In the Amazon!

Well, at least it's not the moon

Yeahh!