Liqour and whores, take two
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
Liquor and whores
I was down
Drinkin' at the Legion
I met a girl she was nice
She was pretty and pleasing
She said "Hey boy,
we should do some marrying"
I said sure but before we do
There's something that you should know
I like
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
Liquor and whores...
(Solo)
Then one night down at the legion
She walked in, I was drunk on gin
Dancin with a lady friend
She said hey boy, You better fly the fuck home
I said no cause of five little words I could of
Swore I said to you
I like
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
Liquor and...
I like
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard
and baloney
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
Liquor and whores
I was down
Drinkin' at the Legion
I met a girl she was nice
She was pretty and pleasing
She said "Hey boy,
we should do some marrying"
I said sure but before we do
There's something that you should know
I like
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
Liquor and whores...
(Solo)
Then one night down at the legion
She walked in, I was drunk on gin
Dancin with a lady friend
She said hey boy, You better fly the fuck home
I said no cause of five little words I could of
Swore I said to you
I like
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
Liquor and...
I like
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard
and baloney
Liquor and whores