You just want to be a dad so there is always a mom in your life
Use children as the chains so you don’t lose your wife
Meals always cooked on time and laundry neatly stacked
You think that cos you pay the bills slavery’s been brought back
Now her life is yours, cos you never liked all of her friends
For any kind of companionship it’s on you that she’ll have to depend
Constantly seeking your attention by catering to all your whims
Never getting anything in return always waiting for you to begin
Your pathetic life’s not complete til you’ve passed on the family name
You know your precious bloodline is of you all that will remain
You want your precious son to have everything you didn’t
Never teaching him responsibility only foolish games and dependence
You’d know how to use a shop-vac -----------in a shop
You suddenly forget how at the carpet -----------and stop
You understand soap and water when you are cleaning ----your car
Dirty pots and laundry are a mystery -----------so far
You know how to drink and have a good time
Only on boy’s night out is everything fine
And you know how to have sex, three stroke convenience for you
You didn’t notice anyone else there during your masturbatory screw
The whole ideas completely fucked up and totally outdated
But you’ll probably catch some sucker if your hook is properly baited
If this is the trap you’ve planned as your most important goal
Make sure you’re up to doing your share you useless fucking asshole
Use children as the chains so you don’t lose your wife
Meals always cooked on time and laundry neatly stacked
You think that cos you pay the bills slavery’s been brought back
Now her life is yours, cos you never liked all of her friends
For any kind of companionship it’s on you that she’ll have to depend
Constantly seeking your attention by catering to all your whims
Never getting anything in return always waiting for you to begin
Your pathetic life’s not complete til you’ve passed on the family name
You know your precious bloodline is of you all that will remain
You want your precious son to have everything you didn’t
Never teaching him responsibility only foolish games and dependence
You’d know how to use a shop-vac -----------in a shop
You suddenly forget how at the carpet -----------and stop
You understand soap and water when you are cleaning ----your car
Dirty pots and laundry are a mystery -----------so far
You know how to drink and have a good time
Only on boy’s night out is everything fine
And you know how to have sex, three stroke convenience for you
You didn’t notice anyone else there during your masturbatory screw
The whole ideas completely fucked up and totally outdated
But you’ll probably catch some sucker if your hook is properly baited
If this is the trap you’ve planned as your most important goal
Make sure you’re up to doing your share you useless fucking asshole