You sit in your chair humming contentedly until your ears can no longer hear. You're thanking you all for destroying your faith in other people, the human race. The human race is such a disgrace - I know that was an obvious thing to say but it's true. All the mirrors in your head can't reflect the things you say, well what you say means nothing 'cause you say it every day. You finish a sentence before you begin in a silence so loud it deafens a nation - a nation without listeners, a nation that won't pay attention. I can't remember the last time I found joke this funny. I can't remember the last time I found a joke funny. Listen to what they say, if you don't reply then they won't comply. You stop and you look because you know what this is but you can't believe that this is really happening.
Captain Polaroid
