Captainskalet

Farmer boy, where are you from?
You're inbred! you've got no schlong
Down there in norfolk where the land's all flat
You do intensive farming, i can't get with that

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Don't you just yearn for a nova?
And play house music all over and over
Or how about a tracksuit by kappa?
And hook yourself up with a pregnant slapper

All the other kids did speed
They wore tracksuits, you wore tweed
Towny boys saved up for kappa
You helped your daddy save up for a tractor