Cardiacs

Pick the paper plates up off the floor
Hide the hands and feet inside the shed
Leave the chipping axe outside the door
Invite home and ask no-one instead

Up and makes me up jump on to my feet
And not do anything I can't eat
And all the two things that I put first
And all at the same time - Oh Christ

Nice looking girl and a nice looking place
And I hear they've got some little ones there
Asleep upstairs
Mind if I take a peek at the nice looking girl
And the nice looking place
And I hear they've got some little ones there
Asleep upstairs
Mind if I take a peek
And I won't disturb them even when I start to cry

Cats and the rats and the mice chase the dogs
Eat the pigs chase the cats eat the mice
Eat the bricks chase the house house the mouse
Chase the cats and the rats and the mice
Chase the dogs eat the pigs chase the cats
Eat the mice eat the bricks chase the house
House the mouse chase the cats and the rats
And the mice eat the dogs eat the pigs
Chase the cats and the mice eat the bricks
And the house

Cats and the rats and the mice chase the dogs
Eat the pigs chase the cats eat the mice
Eat the bricks chase the house house the mouse
Chase the cats and the rats and the mice
Chase the dogs eat the pigs chase the cats
Eat the mice eat the bricks chase the house
House the mouse chase the cats and the rats
And the mice eat the dogs eat the pigs
Chase the cats and the mice eat the bricks
And the house