Catherine Zeta - Jones

Ladies and gentlemen,
The Chicago Theater
Is proud to announce:
The first, the first time anywhere
There's been an act of this nature
Not only one little lady, but two
You've read about them in the papers
And now here they are
Chicago's own killer dillers
Those two scintillating sinners:
Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly

You can like the life you're living
You can like the life you like
You can even marry Harry
But mess around with Ike

And that's good
Isn't it grand?
Isn't it great?
Isn't it swell?
Isn't it fun? Isn't it?
But nothing stays,
In fifty years or so
It's gonna change you know
But oh is heaven, nowadays.

Okay you babes of jazz
Let's pick up the pace
Let's make the parties longer
Let's make the skirts shorter
Let's all go to hell in a fast car
And keep it hot!

(music)

And all...
That...
Jazz!