Chinese Laundry

Holy shit im going out on a limb here
My friends think im out of control
They dont believe me when i say i love you
They dont believe me when i say i dont

So what am i supposed to do
Is there a time when i love you
Or do i gotta pretend to be somebody new

The other day i was down at the grocery
With jessica who's my best friend
And i swear to god i thought i saw you
In your fucking ugly mercedes benz

So i dove behind a table
The one holding the grapefruits
When i realized you weren't worth it
Why was i trying to impress you

So what am i supposed to do
Is there a time when i love you
Or do i have to pretend to be somebody new

So what am i supposed to do
Is there a time when i love you
Or do i have to pretend to be somebody new