Chris Moyles

Take your clothes off, switch the taps on
Pull your socks off, yes they do pong
It's not an ordinary bath
It's just a nice jacuzzi, just a nice jacuzzi
Such a nice Jacuzzi

Now I know that you think that I'm posh
But I'll tell you now that I'm not
All you need is a big tin of beans, beans
Then relax then you know what I mean, mean
Farty fart
Fart fart fart
Fart fart