I was down in Mexico
Puttin' on a little show
But no one was laughin' at the jokes I told no
I guess my parodies don't translate
then my tummy started rumbling from the tacos I ate
I had to think fast
I took a chance
I moved the microphone around the back of my pants
would they all laugh?
I didn't know
I bent down and let it go
(farts)
(in background) Ole Cledus!
(Young and old, yo-dee-doh)
It's the same around the world
(North, South, East and West)
Even out in Budapest
Here or there, near or far. It don't matter where you are
(farts) is funny
Then there was a time I went over to China
I saw the Great Wall an' I had a great time-a
Separated from my tour group
I found a little place an' got some won-ton soup
I sat with a man named Mr. Miyaki
He talked too much and ate beef teriyaki
In all of his chatter I thought it wouldn't matter.
I almost made my own pu-pu platter
(farts)
( with Chinese accent)wo wo wo you a funny guy Cledus-san
(Young and old, yo-dee-doh)
Its the same around the world
(North, South, East and West)
Even on Mt. Everest
(Here or there, near or far. It don't matter where you are)
(farts) is funny
(Step on a frog, blame it on the dog)
(Step on a frog, blame it on the dog)
it was a perfect hour at the Eiffel Tower
I gave my french girlfriend a bunch of flowers
She leaned over to kiss me
I asked her if she loved me and she said "oui-oui" (oui-oui)
We found a little cafe on the sidewalk
So we could have dinner and a nice talk
I thought I ruined the mood with all that French food
Maybe let a little bitty Pepe Le Pew
(farts)
The United Nations needs it's information
Maybe there won't be any misinterpretation
They won't be able to talk about war
they when they hear a (farts) they'll be rollin' on the floor
(Young and old, yo-dee-doh)
It's the same around the world
(North, South, East and West)
Let one rip. It's the best!
(Here or there, near or far. It don't matter where you are)
(long fart) Whew - is funny
whew
You know what's funny?
You laughing right now
I can say "Pull my finger" in 14 different languages and everybody laughs every single time
The kids laugh, you laugh, your brother laughs. Everybody laughs!
It's the universal language.
Puttin' on a little show
But no one was laughin' at the jokes I told no
I guess my parodies don't translate
then my tummy started rumbling from the tacos I ate
I had to think fast
I took a chance
I moved the microphone around the back of my pants
would they all laugh?
I didn't know
I bent down and let it go
(farts)
(in background) Ole Cledus!
(Young and old, yo-dee-doh)
It's the same around the world
(North, South, East and West)
Even out in Budapest
Here or there, near or far. It don't matter where you are
(farts) is funny
Then there was a time I went over to China
I saw the Great Wall an' I had a great time-a
Separated from my tour group
I found a little place an' got some won-ton soup
I sat with a man named Mr. Miyaki
He talked too much and ate beef teriyaki
In all of his chatter I thought it wouldn't matter.
I almost made my own pu-pu platter
(farts)
( with Chinese accent)wo wo wo you a funny guy Cledus-san
(Young and old, yo-dee-doh)
Its the same around the world
(North, South, East and West)
Even on Mt. Everest
(Here or there, near or far. It don't matter where you are)
(farts) is funny
(Step on a frog, blame it on the dog)
(Step on a frog, blame it on the dog)
it was a perfect hour at the Eiffel Tower
I gave my french girlfriend a bunch of flowers
She leaned over to kiss me
I asked her if she loved me and she said "oui-oui" (oui-oui)
We found a little cafe on the sidewalk
So we could have dinner and a nice talk
I thought I ruined the mood with all that French food
Maybe let a little bitty Pepe Le Pew
(farts)
The United Nations needs it's information
Maybe there won't be any misinterpretation
They won't be able to talk about war
they when they hear a (farts) they'll be rollin' on the floor
(Young and old, yo-dee-doh)
It's the same around the world
(North, South, East and West)
Let one rip. It's the best!
(Here or there, near or far. It don't matter where you are)
(long fart) Whew - is funny
whew
You know what's funny?
You laughing right now
I can say "Pull my finger" in 14 different languages and everybody laughs every single time
The kids laugh, you laugh, your brother laughs. Everybody laughs!
It's the universal language.