Donkey Kong Country

Oh, if ya ask me mother she'll say
“Aye, he's not so bad!”
But when she left the house
I took everything she had!
I took her silver and her gold and scarfed her wind fan;
I even took her aprons and her copper pots and pans!

Lyin', loot and stealin' is the reason I'm a pirate!
Ransack and pillaging:
Don't like it till ya try it!
Plundering and pilfering:
Pick up a healthy diet!
Arr, look at me!
I'm doin' the Booty Booty!

No treasure is too big:
I scarfed the peaks of Kilimanjaro!
As well as raid a tomb:
I stole a mummy from a Pharaoh!
I swiped the crown jewels
And Merlin's crystal ball,
But the crystal coconut is the daddy of 'em all!

If you want a job with all the riches you can stand,
And all of the security of a great pension plan,
Arr, then come aboard!

Lyin', loot and stealin' is the reason we are pirates!
Ransack and pillaging:
Don't like it till ya try it!
Plundering and pilfering:
Pick up a healthy diet!
Arr, look at us!
We're doin' the Booty Booty!

Arr, from sea to sea,
we're doin' the Booty Booty!