A Cold tears fall from his eyes
As he turns into the night and walks a E way
Lucille runs outside
Just to see if there might be a A sleigh
Little Bobby stares down
At the plate where cookies still D lay
And A tries to understand
Why E momma said Santa can't A stay
D Momma said E Santa can't A stay
Said she D told him that E twice yester A day
Then a D car just like E Dad's
A Pulled out and drove F#m away
After D momma said Santa couldn't E stay
E Santa can't stay
|A |A |E |E |B |E |E |
A They both heard him coming
Saw Mom run down the hall and holler w E ait
Doug you're drunk don't come inside
I'm not joking I've had all this I can A take
He threw a present really hard
That almost hit Mom's new boyfriend D Ray
And yelled ho-ho lucky for you she's here
And s E aid that Santa can't A stay
D Momma said E Santa can't s A tay
Said she D told him that E twice yester A day
Then a D car just like E Dad's
Pulled A out and drove F#m away
After D momma said Santa couldn't s E tay
D Momma said S E anta can't A stay
Said she D warned him about it E twice yester A day
D Then a car just like E Dad's
A Pulled out and drove F#m away
After D momma said Santa couldn't E stay
Hey D momma said E Santa can't A stay
Said he D might just have to beat the E crap out of A Ray
Then a D car just like E Dad's
Peeled A out and drove F#m away man
After D momma yelled Santa couldn't E stay
D Momma said E Santa can't A stay
Dwight Yoakam
