F#m The king's crossing was the main D attraction
A Dominoes are fal E ling in a chain Bm reaction
F#m The scraping subject ruled by fe D ar
A Told me whiskey E works better tha Bm n beer
F#m The judge is on vinyl, decisions D are final
A And nobody gets E a reprie Bm ve
F#m And every wave is tidal D
A If you hang arou E nd, you're going Bm to get wet
F#m I can't prepare for death any mo D re than I alread A y have E Bm
F#m All you can do now is watch the D shells
A The game looks e E asy, that's why Bm it sells
A Frustrated fireworks F#m inside your head
F#m Are going to stand and deliver t D alk instead
A The method acting tha F#m t pays my bills
F#m Keeps the fat man feeding in Bev D erly Hills
A I got a heavy metal m F#m outh that hurls obscenity
F#m And I get my check from the tras D h treasury
A Because I took my own F#m insides out
F#m It don't matter 'cos I have no s D ex life
A And all I want t E o do now is inje Bm ct my ex-wife
F#m I've seen the movie and D I know what happ A ens E Bm
F#m It's Christmas time and the need D les on the tree
A A skinny Santa i E s bringing somet Bm hing to me
F#m His voice is overwhelming but hi D s speech is slurred
A And I only under E stand every othe Bm r word
A Open your parachute a F#m nd grab your gun
F#m Falling down like an omen, a set D ting sun
A Read the part and ret F#m urn at five
F#m It's a Hell of a role if you can D keep it alive
A But I don't care if I F#m fuck up, I'm going on a date
F#m With a rich white lady, ain't li D fe great?
A Give me one good reas F#m on not to do it (Because we love you)
F#m So do it D
A E Bm
F#m This is the place where time rev D erses
A Dead men talk to E all the pretty Bm nurses
F#m Instruments shine on a silver tr D ay
A Don't let me get E carried away A
A Don't let me get E carried away A
A Don't let me get E carried away. Bm