A7sus Don't know much about dancin' A7
A7sus That's why I got this song A7
A7sus One of my legs is shorter than D the other
C 'N' both my feet's too long Bb
E7 'Course now right along with 'em A
Dm7 I got no natural rhythm G
But I go B dancin' every night C#
B Hopin' one day I might get it right C#
I'm a dancin' C# fool, B F# I'm a Dancin' fool C# (two time B s) F#
(6/4) I hea B r that beat; I jump outa my seat,
But I can't compete, 'cause I'm a
(4/4)Dancin' C# fool, I'm B a F# Dancin' fool C# B F#
The disco A7sus folks all dressed up A7
A7sus Like they's fit to kill A7
I wa A7sus lk on in 'n' see 'em t D here
C Gonna give them all a thrill Bb
W E7 hen they see me comin' A
Dm7 They all steps aside G
They has a B fit while I commit C#
My social s B uicide, C#
I'm a
Dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool
The beat goes on And I'm so wrong
The beat goes on And I'm so wrong
The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong
The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong
The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong
I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
Dancin' fool, I'm a dancin' fool
Youwsa, youwsa, youwsa
I got it all together now
With my very own disco clothes, hey!
My shirt's half open, t'show you my chains
'N' the spoon for up my nose
I am really somethin'
That's what you'd prob'ly say
So smoke your little smoke
Drink your little drink
While I dance the night away
I'm a Dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool, (etc., etc.)
I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
FOOL-uh!
Hey darlin'...can I buy ya a drink?
Lookin' for Mister Goodbar? Here he is...
Wait a minute...I've got it...You're an Italian!
Hah?Yer Jewish?
Love your nails...you must be a Libra...
Your place or mine?
Frank Zappa
