Frank Zappa

^C Now believe me when ^Em/B I tell you that my ^Am song is really true
^Dm I want ^Em everyone to ^Fm listen and ^G believe
^C It's about some ^Em/B little people from a ^Am long time ago
^Bb And all the ^Eb things the ^Ab neighbors didn't ^G know
^C Early in the ^Em/B morning Daddy ^Am Dinky went to work
^Dm Selling lamps and ^Em chairs to ^Fm San Ber'dino ^G Squares
^C And I still ^Em/B remember mama with her ^Am apron and her pad
^Bb Feeding all the ^Am boys in Ed's ^D Cafe
CHORUS:
^G Whizzing and ^F pasting and ^G pooting through the ^Am day
^G Ronnie helping ^Am Kenny helping ^Bm burn his poots ^D away
^G And all the ^F while on a ^Eb shelf in a ^D shed
^C Kenny's little creature's ^Ab on ^G display
VERSE 2:
^C Ronnie saves his ^Em/B numies on a ^Am window in his room
^Dm A marvel to be ^Em seen; ^Fm dysentery ^G green
^C While Kenny and his ^Em/B buddies had a ^Am game out in the back
^F LET'S MAKE THE ^G WATER TURN ^Am BLACK!
BRIDGE:
^Em We see them after school in a ^A world of their own
^Em To some it might seem creepy what ^A they do...
^Em The neighbors on the right sat and ^C watched them ^B every night
^Em I bet you'd do the same if they was ^D you
(CHORUS)
VERSE 3:
^C Ronnie's in the ^Em/B Army now and ^Am Kenny's taking pills
^Dm Oh! How they ^Em yearn to see a ^Fm bomber ^G burn!
^C Color flashing, ^Em/B thunder crashing, ^Am dynamite machine!
^F Wait till the ^G fire turns ^Am green...
^F Wait till the ^G fire turns ^Am green...
F G A(major)
WAIT TILL THE FIRE TURNS GREEN!